Piper is listening to her upbeat “Dishwashing Mix” on Spotify. The current song is about to end.
Me: Piper! My former teacher’s dad died!
Piper: Oh, my God, that’s awful!
The song changes.
Sexy Female Voice on Song: Ohhhh…you feel so good inside of me…
Piper and I slowly look from each other to the computer and then back to each other.
Me: That was unfortunate. What is this?
Piper: Michael Jackson. “PYT.” Is it bad if I need to dance?